• Prison romanticism

    The fairytale forest villages usually have no more than a few hundred permanent residents. Some even less than hundred. In the summer, that number grows by several thousand. Between May and November the city-dwellers escape the hustle and bustle and seek out their picturesque country homes. I am talking about the small villages located in the forests on the Karelian Isthmus, between Vyborg and St. Petersburg. Within walking distance of the beaches of the Gulf of Finland and surrounded by countless small lakes. The area was originally part of Finland, but after World War II it was absorbed by the USSR and is now integrated in the Russian Federation. 

    Classic Finnish Style

    In the vast forests you can still find houses like these, but they are getting rare.

    Before the first world war, a lot of ground and homes were already purchased by wealthy Russian residents of Saint-Petersburg. The Russian elite were willing to pay a high price for such a rustic wooden country house in classic Finnish style.

    Initially, it was rich Russian intellectuals. Poets and writers flocked en masse to the Finnish forest with its thick moss-covered beds. The House of Creativity of the Russian Literary Society is still located there. Due to overdue maintenance, it had to close its doors two years ago, but the woodpeckers still live there.

    Conservatory on every floor

    This once beautiful dacha ended its operational life as an orphanage. After years of decaying, the plot was finally bought by the Sint-Petersburg Authorities. They replaced the orphanage by a huge retirement center.

    In the 1920s and 1930s, it was mostly party-bosses who sought refuge in the region. They built their country estates, known as dachas, on spacious plots of land. And in this case we are not talking about small 2 bedroom sheds. These are huge 3-4 storey houses with a big glass conservatory on every floor. And balconies all around, and finished with woodwork and rustic porches. The Communist elite needed peace and quiet, but in luxury. 

    After the Second World War, the area was absorbed into the USSR and now it was the turn of the Russian intelligentsia to move to the forests. They often earned building-permission as part of a government award, eg polar-explorers, scientists and the builders of Sputnik. 

    No Wild West in the fairytale forest

    If you got permission to build a house, you had to comply with strict rules. You were not allowed to build on or at the beach. You had to respect the forest and were not allowed to cut down healthy trees. The Finnish style was to be maintained. So you could only build wooden houses in soft pastel shades. They had wood-burning stoves and beautifully decorated windows. Matching sheds and wells were placed on a sandy soil dotted with blueberries. It was okay to fence off your land in order to keep the moose out. But you had to make use of fragile slats. The lines of sight in the forest were not to be disturbed. The forest was so rustic and desolated, that you would almost forget that a cold war was raging.

    Hibernation

    The endless fairy tale forest of Karelia. It’s easy to get lost here.

    In the 1970s, the fairy tale forest slumbered in a deep hibernation. Untouched, it survived Brezhnev, Andropov, and Chernenko. It slept through Gorbachev’s Perestroika and subsequently survived Yeltsin with his jokes, pranks, and uprisings.

    The permanent- and summer residents enjoyed their peace and quiet, their customs and traditions. Three times a week people cued up on a sandy square for a truck bringing fresh milk and white cheese. For the rest of the groceries they depended on mobile vendors that irregularly brought vegetables, meat and fish. And for the rest each village had one or two tiny shops that basically sold everything. At their leisure, the people painted their dachas, repaired the metal roofs, and built new wells. And they cut down dead trees. Some houses were abandoned and fell into disrepair, others burned down. A few were renovated. Not much really changed.

    Enter Putin

    A decaying fence around one of the dachas. These days the New Russians replace these by huge walls of three metres. Where traditionals choose for an almost invisible wire-fence of 90cm.

    After Yeltsin came Putin. He initially really tried to built a relationship with the EU and the US. Putin’s Russia was the first country to offer the US help after 9/11. Putin also gifted the US the “Tear Drop Memorial”. He basically delivered everything the US asked for. He also opened to market to foreign investments and take-overs. Privatisations on a grand scale and unmatched corruption made a whole lot of people in Russia wealthy. And Putin’s inner-circle became insanely rich. His regime gave birth to “The New Russian”. 

    The scandalous rich

    You definitely know the type, as they are a well-documented nouvelle rich archetype. The modern party Russian. Very welcome in every body correction clinic in the world. Banned from many hotels in the Middle East. And in the Far East. Before the sanctions hit them, they bought a lot of football-teams in Western-Europe. And they own huge houses in cities all over the world. And yeah, they have also discovered their own fairy-tale forest.

    As those scandalous rich eyed the rustic beaches for their party palaces, the rules had to give or go. Money talks, so the government complied. Beautiful houses in Finnish style are torn down and replaced by ugly stone-buildings with tiny windows with bars. The plots are surrounded by massive stone fences, at least three meters high. Each fence has more security-cameras than an average bank, as the owner has more enemies than the average American gangster. Not a single tree remains standing, as houses are supplemented by dwellings for staff and security. Deep scars—caused by the construction of gas pipes, fiber optics, and sewers—mark the forest. Rustic sandy roads and paths have been paved. Lovely hand-painted street signs have been removed, and moose are nowhere to be seen. The two-lanes road through the area got a ten-lanes upgrade. And a luxurious high-speed train stops every hour at little train stations from another era.

    Prison Romanticism

    The Finnish houses are built “on the wind”. They don’t need a lot of paint and work, because the wind keeps ‘m dry. This one is from the early 50’s.

    The regular inhabitants love their country and their village. They are at age and lived through a lot, with some even remembering Stalin. Their country survived other maniacal leaders and they know it will survive the current one too. They want nothing to do with these New Russians and their prison romanticism, but deep inside they long for the Soviet policy aimed at maintaining the Finnish tradition.

  • Books

    Yes, that actually is one of my book drawers. I have a few of them. And stacks with books. And chests with books. And a lot of e-books and audio books. I read a lot, on average some two books a week.

    I will keep a list with books that touched me. Might not be the best books I read, as some are really scientific, but they might have a good story or a great use of language, or whatever. I won’t write a long review, but just give a short rating and some Pros and Cons. If you follow me on Insta you know what I mean.

    You’ll find the posts in the category Books.

  • Always trust the specialist

    “Uzbekistan? But that’s not very close, is it?” 

    I hear myself asking the question, while I try to pinpoint the country on the world map that I envision in my head. So there is Armenia, then we have the Caspian Sea followed by Kazakhstan with a bunch of countries to the south and east. I think it’s one of those countries south of Kazachstan, but I’m not completely sure. 

    The Slovakian driver of the tow-truck, that just picked up my car, chuckles: “It’s a nice drive. With a couple of ferries.” His tone of voice makes me reconsider the location I guessed. I redraw the map in my head, while the driver navigates us down the small mountain road taking my car to a place where they can fix my tire. 

    He asks what my planning looks like. It’s 18:45 and everything is closed. “Where do you need to be?”

    Our destination is a hotel in Ostrava, in Czech Republic. I had planned to be there before 22:00, but said goodbye to that schedule the moment I ran a flat tire. 

    “Ostrava? Oh that’s 45 minutes. An hour max. 22:00 is not a problem. I might not have a new tire for you, but something second hand will get you to Ostrava tonight.” 

    That surprises me. And I don’t believe it, to be honest. 

    I mean, some ten years ago I ran a flat tire in a big city in Germany and it took that original Volvo-dealer a full day to find a new tire. This time I have a flat in a rural area in Slovakia, with just a few tiny villages around us. No way that he can fix my tire tonight. But I don’t say it, I just smile, and ask my daughter in the back to look for a place to stay. 

    “Uzbekistan is not even 6000 kms and the people are very nice. We really like it. Takes a few days to get there though.” His smile acknowledges that It indeed is not exactly around the corner. 

    I put my phone away. That distance brings it south of Kazachstan. “How do you get there by car? Through Ukraine?”

    “Yeah, Ukraine is an option. Belarus is probably better. But I prefer Turkey and Iran. Better roads, less mountains.”

    As if I immediately think of “mountains” when someone mentions driving through Ukraine or Iran. 

    We stop at an industrial yard next to the road. As I get out of the truck I’m greeted by an old German shepherd. The place is huge. I count at least 6 emergency vehicles, including two for trucks. There’s also a small workshop. And there are stacks of old tires everywhere. 

    Within 10 minutes there is a decent replacement tire next to my car. It’s second hand, but will do. When he changes the tire he notices some small damage to the inside of the rim. He asks for my phone and looks up a specialist in Ostrava: “Go here tomorrow-morning and ask them to fix this. Don’t drive over 100Km/h before the rim is fixed. Got it?”

    I smile as I know that I won’t even make the 80Km/h on the narrow and bendy mountain road I have to take. And he knows it too. 

    It’s 20:20 as I drive off.